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“Did you know that the lake Jack said he jumped into didn’t even existence when he was alive? It was made six years after the Titanic sank,”

“Sam, just enjoy the movie,”

“Well, I can’t enjoy it when there’s so many inaccuracies,”

“SAM.”

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“Dean, are you crying?”

“No, I just- I got a- shut up,”

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“Cas, your mumbling is kind of distracting, buddy,”

“All those souls, taken…”

“You’ve got this, Y/N. Flirt a little, wink a little, take off their pants a little,”

“Dean, shut up!”

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“Just be yourself. If they don’t like that, then we’ll kill them and say it was the werewolf,”

“Sam!”

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“I’ve got your back, Y/N. I’ll blow their eyes out if they rejects you,”

“Cas, I don’t think that’ll be necessary..”

“Too bad the sandbar isn’t an actual bar,”

“Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you drunk or something?”

“I’m drunk on this atmosphere. You feel that?”

“Feel what?”
“Do you feel that?

“Feel what!”
“Do you feel what I’m feelin’, Sammy?”

“Here, kitty, kitty!”

“Dean, I think you can still call her by her name,”

“Shut up, Cas,”

“Hey! Sorry, guys. I didn’t hear my alarm go off. Ya’ll didn’t take care of the poltergeist yet, did you?”

“Oh, no. He’s late, too.””

“Shut up, Dean!

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“The EMF meter is going off like crazy. I’m saying so because I’m assuming you can’t hear the alarm going off,”

“Sam, I’m going to kill you,”

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“Have you been on any dates lately, Y/N?”

“Yeah. A few,”

“Y/N, I hope your menstrual cycle isn’t late like you are,”

“Cas, I swear to God,”

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“Thanks for your help guys. See ya soon Dean, Sam, Cas,”

“What about me?”

“Oh. Well, I guess I’ll see you later.”

“Y/N, get over here!” Dean demanded playfully for you to stand next to him in the picture.  

“Shut up, asshat,” You retorted as you clammered next to him , preparing for the flash. Whenever the picture was taken, you felt his lips come down and plant a peck on your temple just in time. 

“Hey, Sammy, Y/N told me I had pretty eyes. I think she might like-,”

“She told me I had a nice ass. She also told Cas she wants to ride him like a pony into the sunset,”

“Well, damn. The angel has more game than I do.

“What the hell are we supposed to do?”

“Find Jack and try to get laid,”

“Y/N, right now is not the time. But i agree.”