“Hey, do you remember when you were a toddler and you would always poop in the tub? It was like your own little snow globe-,”
“Dad!”
“Hey, do you remember when you were a toddler and you would always poop in the tub? It was like your own little snow globe-,”
“Dad!”
“Come on, let’s get you home,”
“You know what, Sam? You have a cute nose,”
“Y/N, please quit poking my nose.”
“Would you rather…hookup with a demon or an angel?”
“Well, I feel like a demon would know what they’re doing and it would be pretty wild, but I also feel like an getting it on with an angel would be nice because you’d get to teach them what to do, you know?”
“I can agree with the demon thing, but you’d have to ask Dean about angels,”
“If I see one clown, I’m gone,”
“Sam, there’s not any clowns here. Did you know that this is the amusement park that was in Zombieland at the end of the movie?”
“Wasn’t there a zombie clown in that movie?”
“Dean, your leg hair is tickling my skin. Move your legs,”
“Well, I’d actually have somewhere to move my legs if Sam would lie on his side rather than on his back,”
“I find it very hard to believe the Axeman of New Orlean’s spirit is going around killing people. It was never even proven all of those murders were committed by the same person,”
“You got any other explanation, Y/N?”
“Hey, this would be a cool addition to your room. We could even install a light on it and you could use it as a lamp,”
“What the hell? What were you guys doing?”
“It turns out breaking into a house is still illegal even if it’s home to a poltergeist,”
“Did you know that the lake Jack said he jumped into didn’t even existence when he was alive? It was made six years after the Titanic sank,”
“Sam, just enjoy the movie,”
“Well, I can’t enjoy it when there’s so many inaccuracies,”
“SAM.”
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“Dean, are you crying?”
“No, I just- I got a- shut up,”
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“Cas, your mumbling is kind of distracting, buddy,”
“All those souls, taken…”
“You’re the perfect package. You can decapitate vamps and make a mean turkey? Marry me now,”
“Hold your breath. This alcohol is gonna sting like a bitch,”
“That’s fine as long as I can drink some afterwards,”
“Hey, Y/N. How’s it feel to be one of Vincente’s fangirls?”
“Let’s just say if I took a shot for every time he referred to himself as a rock god, I’d be on the way to the hospital,”
