“Dean, did you know our little girl has boyfriend?”
“His name is Jack and I really like him, Daddy,”
“I thought I told you no dating until after you’re married,”
“Dean, she’s six. Let her have fun. You have your whole life to interfere with her love life.”
“If you ever want to experiment with those handcuffs of yours, Detective Y/N, here’s my card,”
“You know, I’m kind of insulted you didn’t ask me first,”
“Dean!”
“I want you to stop,”
“Stop what, Dean?”
“Hunting, shooting things, getting thrown against walls. I don’t like it. I don’t like seeing the aftermath,”
“That’s not really your decision, now is it?”
“If I see one clown, I’m gone,”
“Sam, there’s not any clowns here. Did you know that this is the amusement park that was in Zombieland at the end of the movie?”
“Wasn’t there a zombie clown in that movie?”
“Dean, your leg hair is tickling my skin. Move your legs,”
“Well, I’d actually have somewhere to move my legs if Sam would lie on his side rather than on his back,”
“Y/N, if you would have just stayed in the car like I told you, you wouldn’t have broken your damn arm. I told you I could handle that werewolf,”
“If I would have stayed in the car like you told me, you would have died, Dean,”
“I find it very hard to believe the Axeman of New Orlean’s spirit is going around killing people. It was never even proven all of those murders were committed by the same person,”
“You got any other explanation, Y/N?”
“What the hell? What were you guys doing?”
“It turns out breaking into a house is still illegal even if it’s home to a poltergeist,”
“Are you sure you want to put on a movie this late?”
“Yeah, I’m sure. I can stay awake,”
“Dean, you can’t be pissed off about this. You’ve never asked her out so it’s kind of your own fault that she’s out with someone else right now,”
“I think you might be right, Sammy,”
“Aw, look at him. He could be a little hunter. Would you like to take down some demons, bud? Who’s a good boy?”
“Sam, do you want to take this dog home?”
“Maybe…”
“Did you know that the lake Jack said he jumped into didn’t even existence when he was alive? It was made six years after the Titanic sank,”
“Sam, just enjoy the movie,”
“Well, I can’t enjoy it when there’s so many inaccuracies,”
“SAM.”
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“Dean, are you crying?”
“No, I just- I got a- shut up,”
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“Cas, your mumbling is kind of distracting, buddy,”
“All those souls, taken…”
