metanoia
winbesters:
“Did you know that the lake Jack said he jumped into didn’t even existence when he was alive? It was made six years after the Titanic sank,”
“Sam, just enjoy the movie,”
“Well, I can’t enjoy it when there’s so many inaccuracies,”
“SAM.”
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“Dean, are you crying?”
“No, I just- I got a- shut up,”
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“Cas, your mumbling is kind of distracting, buddy,”
“All those souls, taken…”
“Did you know that the lake Jack said he jumped into didn’t even existence when he was alive? It was made six years after the Titanic sank,”
“Sam, just enjoy the movie,”
“Well, I can’t enjoy it when there’s so many inaccuracies,”
“SAM.”
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“Dean, are you crying?”
“No, I just- I got a- shut up,”
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“Cas, your mumbling is kind of distracting, buddy,”
“All those souls, taken…”
“You’ve got this, Y/N. Flirt a little, wink a little, take off their pants a little,”
“Dean, shut up!”
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“Just be yourself. If they don’t like that, then we’ll kill them and say it was the werewolf,”
“Sam!”
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“I’ve got your back, Y/N. I’ll blow their eyes out if they rejects you,”
“Cas, I don’t think that’ll be necessary..”
winbesters:
“Dean, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you drunk or something?”
“I’m drunk on this atmosphere. You feel that?”
“Feel what?”
“Do you feel that?
“Feel what!”
“Do you feel what I’m feelin’, Sammy?”
“Here, kitty, kitty!”
“Dean, I think you can still call her by her name,”
“Shut up, Cas,”
“What are you guys talking about. And I didn’t see any pie, Dean.”
“I-uh, we were just talking about the case. What could possibly be drinking peoples’ blood?”
“A vampire, you idiot. Are you okay?”
“….”
“What the hell are we supposed to do?”
“Find Jack and try to get laid,”
“Y/N, right now is not the time. But i agree.”
swiftdean:
You can't just wash away my sins. I'm dirty. I'm stained.
winbesters-blog:
I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors any more, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
constipatedsam:
Title: Changing Chanels (The Unrated Version)
Author: constipatedsam
Word Count: 998
Request: Could you maybe write one where Gabriel sends Her Sam Dean and maybe Cas or maybe Adam and they end up being singers and they have a concert and they get sent to tv shows and movies like Willy Wonka…
Everytime something big happens in my life I want Carry On My Wayward Son to play to signal that a certain chapter in my life is ending like I just lost my virginity? Carry On My Wayward Son will be on the radio while it happens. I got married? Carry On My Wayward Son will be my wedding march. Just had a kid? Carry On My Wayward Son will start magically playing from my vagina.