LET ME TELL YOU A THING I WAS AT THIS PLACE THREE WEEKS AGO AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND I WAS FUCKING PUMPED TO RIDE THROUGH HOGWARTS ON THE RIDE OKAY SO I WAIT FOR AN HOUR TO RIDE THE FRICKEN THING AND FIRST THE RIDE BREAKS DOWN WHEN IM IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE FAT LADY AND I WAS IN THERE FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND SHE WOULDN’T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEPT TALKING AND TALKING AND I ABOUT JUMPED OVER THE RAILS AND KNOCKED THAT BITCH OUT K AND THEN THE RIDE STARTED WORKING AGAIN SO I GET ON IT AND HALFWAY THROUGH THE RIDE IM IN THE PART WHERE THE BIG SPIDER FROM THE SECOND MOVIE JUMPS OUT AND ITS DARK AND THE CARTS ARE TILTED ALMOST UPSIDE DOWN AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN IT STOPS AND VOICE COMES OVER THE INTERCOM AND WAS LIKE WERE SORRY BUT THIS RIDE IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES SO EVERYONE IN THERE STARTS SCREAMING SO WE HAVE A GIANT ASS SPIDER IN FRONT OF US AND WERE PARTIALLY UPSIDE DOWN AND THE GIRL NEXT TO ME FUCKIG SHITS HERSELF AND I START SCREAMING AND THE VOICES TO THE RIDE ARE STILL GOING ON AND I HERE RON BEHIND ME GO COME ON FOLLOW ME AND I STARTED SCREAMIG AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE I FUCKING CANT AND THEN EVERYONE IN THE CARTS STARTED SCREAMING AND CRYING AND WHEN WE WERE FINALLY RESCUED THEY GAVE ME FREE BUTTER BEER AND IT SUCKED ASS END OF STORY TIME